Christians are straight up FREAKS
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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