He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she peed on how many people?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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