Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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