I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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