is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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