I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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