I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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