Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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