So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
