well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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