It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
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