good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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