Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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