I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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