I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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