you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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