I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
