at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
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My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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