I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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