so explain again why im purple
no
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Randomize
