: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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