I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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