We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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