So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
pray to the hookup gods
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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