This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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