Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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