can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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