omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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