Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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