My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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