im gay
i know
yea but for you.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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