Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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