he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i out mim tonsoeep
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