wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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