you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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