I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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