I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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