thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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