Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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