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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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