Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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