Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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