my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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