hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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