How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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