do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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