my vag is so smooth its legendary
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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