i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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