You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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