He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
