Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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