Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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