Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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