ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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