How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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