He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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