Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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