She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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